The story
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ABOUT THE Rampallion
Born and bred amidst the rolling hills of Virginia, in the nurturing embrace of two dedicated educators, Aurealia's childhood was a symphony of learning. But amidst the flashcards and lesson plans, a rogue copy of Bram Stoker's "Dracula" slipped into the mix, casting a long, intriguing shadow. Imagine: a precocious only child, devouring Victorian prose while secretly practicing dramatic cape flourishes in the hallway. While classmates were mastering fractions, ReRe was dissecting the psychology of vampirism, pondering the allure of the night, and wondering if garlic bread could be weaponized. These books are more than just a memoir; they are journeys through the delightfully skewed lens of a mind shaped by both academic rigor and the seductive whisper of gothic tales. It's a testament to the power of early influences, the enduring magic of classic literature, and the charmingly peculiar path that leads from a childhood spent between textbooks and the haunting allure of Transylvania to the creation of “It was the Cat”. Join Aurealia Nelson as they unravel the threads of a life lived between the light of the classroom and the captivating, twisted darkness of science fiction, fantasy and the written word.
Dream it, Do it, Be it. OWN IT!!!
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Dream it, Do it, Be it. OWN IT!!! //
In 1999, armed with my solid background in English (British), dreams of becoming a writer, and a portfolio of articles from local publications, I landed a Roving Reporter position at Hustler Magazine. It was the most fun I had in my life. I wrote on everything from political banter to chronicles of my 'adventures' to conventions like "DragonCon". It was a wild ride, opening me up to a world of fascinating people and experiences. It honed my communication skills, broadened my perspective, and gave me a unique education in politics - well, Larry Flynt's politics, to be exact.
VIEW MY BOOKS
Abandon all rationale (and maybe some common sense) - all ye who enter here!
My books are a collection of darkly humorous tales, bizarre adventures, and satirical observations on the absurdity of life, and whatever else I feel like writing about- usually Psychology, the paranormal, Anthropology or Social Sciences, Spirituality/Religion. I run the gamut. If you like your humor with a twist of the unexpected and a dash of the surreal, then step right up and prepare to be entertained (and possibly slightly disturbed).
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Yes, it actually IS. I was asked a long time ago the meaning of life.
And it really IS 42.
Seriously.
You heard it from me, second.
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Music. Check it out somewhere in the links above.
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When I was a kid: I watched a movie called “HELL HOUSE”. That was my first horror movie. It scared me to death.
Then of course there was this election…and I’m just so over it.
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Simple logic.
Perhaps the question isn't why I haven't, but rather, why should I? Does happiness truly lie in conforming to societal expectations, or in forging one's own path, however chaotic it may be?
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“Dreamsnake” by Vonda N. McIntyre
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Thing is, I don’t have just ONE:
Meeting Ed and Lorraine Warren and having and extended conversation with them in college
Meeting BB King as a child and playing “Lucille”- horribly.
Having dinner with THE GREAT Nikki Giovanni: of which I will ALWAYS remember the speech about the opossum.
FAQs
REVIEWS
A SPINECHILLING Paranormal Journey…
This book is an immersive and unsettling look into the world of paranormal investigations. The storytelling is rich with eerie encounters, unexplained phenomena, and deep dives into the supernatural realm. The way the author builds suspense makes it hard to put down, and the research behind each case adds credibility to the chilling tales. Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, this book offers an enthralling glimpse into the unknown. -Reader
Dark & Intoxicating …
The Velvet Cage is a haunting collection that delves into the shadows of human desires and the beauty found within decay. The landscapes painted in these stories are mesmerizing, blurring the lines between dreams and reality. The morally ambiguous characters add depth to each tale, grappling with forbidden desires and hidden truths. This tribute to Tanith Lee's daring prose is a must-read for those who crave dark and seductive stories that linger in the mind long after the last page is turned.
-a reader from Italy.
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WARNING:::
:May cause spontaneous interpretive dance and an overwhelming urge to avoid responsibility
WARNING::: :May cause spontaneous interpretive dance and an overwhelming urge to avoid responsibility
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My writing truly runs the gamut—from the political to the peculiar, the humorous to the heartfelt, and the thought-provoking to the just plain silly. I've explored everything from the inner workings of Washington D.C. to the depths of a genie's despair (apparently, granting wishes is harder than it looks). I've even dabbled in the world of herbalism, though I still can't keep a houseplant alive. And the best part? I did it all without ever having to jog – because let's be honest, running is overrated.
-The Author.